mer: December 2010

jumaat cuti umum malaysia menang AFF

sekian.

p/s:semua dah setat stadi oh.

saspishes

perbualan antara mak dan anak

mak:ibu tengok kat kmm punya laman ada pertandingan siapa pinjam buku paling banyak

anak:ha ah

mak:kak long selalu pinjam buku?

anak:ha ah.kak long selalu pinjam buku cerita

mak:ha?apa?buku cerita??? (muka seriusli terkejut)

anak:eh tak salah cakap pulak buku pelajaran la bu (gelak cover)

*aura curiga memenuhi ruang tamu...........................

-__________________-'

formula putih melepak

kau merungut

"apak ah kulit aku hitam do" sambil compare tanganmu dan tangannya

**seterusnya

setting:bawah panas terik,beratur nak scan kad

"apak ah panas gilaaaaa"

lepastu kau sengseng lengan.

da tahu formula tangan putih?

jangan sengseng lengan

p/s:sebab tu Dia cakap tutup apa yang perlu tutup

"And say to the faithful women to lower their gazes, and to guard their private parts, and not to display their adornment except what is apparent of it, and to extend their headcoverings (khimars) to cover their bosoms (jaybs), and not to display their adornment except to their husbands, or their fathers, or their husband's fathers, or their sons, or their husband's sons, or their brothers, or their brothers' sons, or their sisters' sons, or their womenfolk, or what their right hands rule (slaves), or the followers from the men who do not feel sexual desire, or the small children to whom the nakedness of women is not apparent, and not to strike their feet (on the ground) so as to make known what they hide of their adornments. And turn in repentance to Allah together, O you the faithful, in order that you are successful"

(annur,31)

selamat beramal :)

5 unique things in KMM

1) wi fi.sonok ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

2) pagi pagi kau bangun automatik bukan sbb kena sembur dengan pistol air,tapi sbb bau tahi ayam bapak ah busuk gila

3) lib sini ada buku sheldon banyak gila

4) ari ari cuci mata tengok wanita pakai fesen terbaru

5) petang petang ada basikal woh

FAKTA;

walau 10 tempat saya pergi

dan semua tempat itu ada 5 unique things,

takkan mampu lawan 5 unique things KKJ saya :)

KKJ saya?

gewdik nyahhh

sengaja

MK da pandai taip sms

malam semalam,kitorang meshes (meses) each other

MK:kak long,internet tak boleh nak guna lah

mer;kenapa?

MK:sebab kak long dengan angah lah guna internet sampai pagi

mer;adek lah.sikit sikit tom and jerry

MK:ok lah kak long adek nak tidur

sengaja lah tu nak lari -____________-'

sistem outing kisas.

kat KMM,

outing pada setiap jumaat sabtu ahad.wajib pakai baju kurung bagi yang muslim

sampai DP dan MP,tukar baju

spageti,steng.pegang tangan.melendeh.

haih.

apa yg gwe cube nak cakab ialah;saya rindu sistem outing KKJ

di mana kau hanya akan nampak dua keadaan:

sama ada segerombolan budak perempuan kisas akan mengerumuni kedai buku paleng atas kat CP

atau

sekumpulan budak lelaki yang fly tym muslimat outing,dengan berpakaian baju batik kisas.lepas tu try nak menyorok pooodahhhhhhhh bajet aku tak nampak je weh.

p/s:i know what u did last year.